JULIE ANN STEVENS

Why does she glow?

Because she’s hot and she knows it!

Oh, and she has a fabulous lover and a boyfriend all in one man. 

Yep, “all I want for Christmas” might be a better title for this post — but lest you think me a smidge jealous, halt! 

I learned last night at Miss Bonnie Jean’s proclaimed H-H-H-E (Holiday Happy Hour Emergency) that “envious” is the correct term for how you feel when someone has achieved something you want to achieve yourself in your own way.  I also learned, after taking three consecutive slams to the bloodline, that the Bonnie Lassie and Rico don’t find the Germans fervent enough, when it comes to well —-  anything.

While I was assured the Irish in me more than compensates, I drained my pint of Harp and gave some thought to raising my own glow this season.

Then Beth showed up like a Santa’s little genie and relayed a conversation she had with a certain someone she might like me to meet.

“I asked him what he was looking for in a woman and he said, ‘amazingly gorgeous and wicked smart’ — I told him I could deliver wicked smart … and (little pause) attractive.”

I’ll glow on that.