Why does she glow?
Because she’s hot and she knows it!
Oh, and she has a fabulous lover and a boyfriend all in one man.
Yep, “all I want for Christmas” might be a better title for this post — but lest you think me a smidge jealous, halt!
I learned last night at Miss Bonnie Jean’s proclaimed H-H-H-E (Holiday Happy Hour Emergency) that “envious” is the correct term for how you feel when someone has achieved something you want to achieve yourself in your own way. I also learned, after taking three consecutive slams to the bloodline, that the Bonnie Lassie and Rico don’t find the Germans fervent enough, when it comes to well —- anything.
While I was assured the Irish in me more than compensates, I drained my pint of Harp and gave some thought to raising my own glow this season.
Then Beth showed up like a Santa’s little genie and relayed a conversation she had with a certain someone she might like me to meet.
“I asked him what he was looking for in a woman and he said, ‘amazingly gorgeous and wicked smart’ — I told him I could deliver wicked smart … and (little pause) attractive.”
I’ll glow on that.