The screwdriver, it turns out, is part of a larger family of ominous tools known as prying tools.
And if that’s just not handy dandy enough —
One of its key applications, I learned from the police-issued “business alert” poster hanging in our office kitchen, is —
go ahead, shout it out loud —
And if your heart’s still not racin’, well — get this —
The perp is described as “well-dressed.” Stylish and charming, no doubt.
Because ladies, I kid you not — guess what he’s after?
(Make mine a Phillips.)