It’s true — you can’t run away from your problems.
I know this because every time I take off running, I find a million little things wrong.
Problems I didn’t even know I had —
Until I started running.
My keys are making a clanking sound. An extremely irritating sound — one that can be heard over my iPod.
And my god, my sock is slipping. Now I can feel my shoe rubbing against the spot where my sock should be. Ughhh.
Why oh why can they not make a sports bra that actually works? This is cruel.
It may even be biologically justifiable for me to quit right now and never bounce another mile. I mean, do you think it’s a coincidence that most of the women running by me have figures that are closer to men’s than —
Ok, now I’m whining. I know.
But still —
The new arm band for my nano is completely stable — jiggle resistant.
There’s just gotta be a better mouse trap — er — bra strap.